I'll tell you what's awkward!

Awkward is working a graveyard shift at a nursing home and you're only other coworker all night is a 40 something male nurse who just loves to chat! What's even more awkward is when you guys are flipping through the channels on late night television and you come across the home shopping network for sex toys and there's a huge dildo on the screen! Ahem... awkward.

Awkward is when you let your dog out in the morning wearing nothing but a booty short robe because you just got out of the shower. Awkward is when the comcast guy walks by on the way to your neighbors house and you're naughty little weiner dog goes bizurk! Awkward is when you are standing there in your booty short robe screaming at your dog to "come here" in your most dog dominant mean voice you can muster while she ignores you and you can't go out and get her without flashing the world. Meanwhile cable guy is laughing at you. Sweet.


My psychotic rabid dog.


The psychotic rabid cable guy.

For Brenda

Can I please write a few more posts directed specifically to one person? Oh well deal with it!

Bren-
Here's those cardigans. They are on the AE website under clearance and then hoodies and sweaters. I think they are really cute and a lot of gals out here wear them over tanks. Here are the colors I plan on ordering.

Quote of the week...

Coworker "X" (so as not to implicate anyone in particular) over the headset walkie talkie dealio: "Um... I don't mean this rude but the chick that just walked in looks like a meth addict."

Me: "Umm... yeah I can see how that might not come off as rude... sure."

Ugh....

You know what? I can be a real bonehead sometimes.

Wives spend a lot of time complaining about their husbands. We're just as crazy and ridiculous though.

Sometimes I think Casey might be better off with someone like this:



Some great cartoons that illustrate my point quite nicely I think.

Dear Brenda,

Disclaimer: No one is going to be particularly interested in this. In fact, if I were not the one who had posted this I would probably be making fun of the person who had with my good friend Foxy.

My sister and I were texting about clothes and shopping the other day. I miss venturing out, blowing some cash, and bring home my spoils to an excited female pal who will tell me how great everything I just got was. Usually I just hope Casey doesn't notice that I bought more clothes! So this is for Brenda. These are the new clothes I've bought this summer. Not surprisingly they are all from AE. You really can't turn down 40% off! Or at least you really shouldn't.





















Dear Brenda,

Here's the part where you get to comment about what you like and don't like. The "oohs and ahhs". Man...somehow this just isn't the same. Can't wait to got shopping with you in just one month! Yea!

Warmed up like biscuits...dance biscuits!

Oh my gosh this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Not super good quality! I sure wish I could see their faces a little better but it doesn't matter cause it's still sooo funny!

ACK!

I love Twilight. I cannot even tell you. It's a little sick. I feel like a deluded teeny bopper. Oh well.

Thought the fellow closet preteens would love this!

The first New Moon movie trailer!!! Courtesy of the Stephenie Meyer website!

Looks soooo good!

Tell me what you think!


THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD