Wordless Wednesday

Should I even keep calling it that? Cause it never really is wordless for me!

This is just a tribute...

It seems the theme of my life the past little while has been awkwardness. Uncomfortable. Here is a tribute to that, in pictures! Yes!

I have a secret that I can't tell you!

If we were all the same life would be pretty boring... but some people should try to be a little more like the other humans...

One draw back to having a public blog is that you can't say whatever you want whenever you want to. For example, when someone you know says something totally ridiculous you can't post it and laugh and mock it very well without them or someone else reading it.

I have owned up to the fact that I am totally awkward and even inappropriate but some people are just incredible!

To be honest I'm not sure what else to say from here. If I could tell you the story though I'd sure have a lot to say!

I'll tell you what's awkward!

Awkward is working a graveyard shift at a nursing home and you're only other coworker all night is a 40 something male nurse who just loves to chat! What's even more awkward is when you guys are flipping through the channels on late night television and you come across the home shopping network for sex toys and there's a huge dildo on the screen! Ahem... awkward.

Awkward is when you let your dog out in the morning wearing nothing but a booty short robe because you just got out of the shower. Awkward is when the comcast guy walks by on the way to your neighbors house and you're naughty little weiner dog goes bizurk! Awkward is when you are standing there in your booty short robe screaming at your dog to "come here" in your most dog dominant mean voice you can muster while she ignores you and you can't go out and get her without flashing the world. Meanwhile cable guy is laughing at you. Sweet.


My psychotic rabid dog.


The psychotic rabid cable guy.

For Brenda

Can I please write a few more posts directed specifically to one person? Oh well deal with it!

Bren-
Here's those cardigans. They are on the AE website under clearance and then hoodies and sweaters. I think they are really cute and a lot of gals out here wear them over tanks. Here are the colors I plan on ordering.

Quote of the week...

Coworker "X" (so as not to implicate anyone in particular) over the headset walkie talkie dealio: "Um... I don't mean this rude but the chick that just walked in looks like a meth addict."

Me: "Umm... yeah I can see how that might not come off as rude... sure."

Ugh....

You know what? I can be a real bonehead sometimes.

Wives spend a lot of time complaining about their husbands. We're just as crazy and ridiculous though.

Sometimes I think Casey might be better off with someone like this:



Some great cartoons that illustrate my point quite nicely I think.