Why you shouldn't steal...

You shouldn't "borrow" your neighbors internet because when it's gets slower they'll cut you off and then you'll be s.o.l...

I am going through withdrawals. It's sad really. My name is Karen and I'm a blog-a-holic.

Moo...

Casey: "KAREN!!! Where's the milk?"
Karen: sarcastically "um... in the fridge..."
Casey: "No it's not! Did you drink it all already?"
Karen: "NO! Hold on I'll come find it..."

Karen: Knows a new bottle was delivered yesterday and only used for one bowl of cereal. Storms down the stairs preparing to say, "there! right in front of your face!" Opens the fridge... no milk...

Casey: Looking forward to opening a new box of cereal... irritated... opens the cabinet where the cereal is kept... MILK!

Karen: "Oops..."

The birds and the bees...

So this semester one of my classes is all about maternity and pediatrics (I'm in love with it by the way).  The first few lectures have been about copulation if you catch my drift.  I've learned some interesting facts that I didn't know.  For instance, sperm can live in the fallopian tube for 4-5 days.  To this Casey says, "well it takes time to court an egg... you can't expect her to give it up on the first date!".  HA!  I thought that was clever!

These discussion have also reminded me of another funny story.  I used to date this guy... we'll call him Dill-hole... Anyways Dill-hole was the youngest of four kids.  He had two sisters. He was 26 when I was dating him.  One day we were hanging out watching the boob tube. Do you remember the Tampax commercial where the girl and guy are in the row boat and it springs a leak? She takes out a tampon and plugs the leak!  Really clever right? Well Dill freaks out! "Eww, eww!  That is so sick why do they even show this stuff! Gross!" I was floored!  "What are you taking about, " I asked. "I just thing the whole thing is gross. You girls and passing your eggs..." Yep. That's right.  Direct quote. The dude thought we like had this momentous egg passing once a month like, "oh! hold on! I gotta go 'pass my egg'"!  I'm not a freakin' hen!  What a dork!  I couldn't believe it.  I told him it's like microscopic and he didn't believe me.  Needless to say that relationship didn't last too long...

The dingo ate my baby...

Ok so not really but the car did eat my ipod. 

Wordless Wednesday...

So it wasn't so wordless but here's a picture anyways...

Just a touch of random...

School started up again and conversely I have blogs building up in my brain!

Pretty interesting... That patho test I was WIGGING out about? Yeah it was only 29 questions straight from the notes... didn't even need the dang book... What a waste!  Oh well!

Um so Biggest Loser last night... Wow... They kicked off my least favorite player Joelle. She was awful!  She slacked hard core but while she was slacking she'd make little comments like "I can persevere" or "Keep pushing" or other various "inspirational" sayings to make it seem like she was a hard worker!  I think she may have some kind of mental disability. Anyways I'm glad she's gone!

Steelers won the Super Bowl!  Yea!  Our little household was very happy about that... The Aggies also made the top 25! So awesome!

We had a guest speaker in one of my classes.  She talked about the importance of thorough documentation in nursing.  She used a phrase that cracked me up... "el toro pooh pooh"!  Ha! Clever...

I know there was more but that's all I can think of right now...